Unicorn Spit

$22.00

When you need magic of mythic proportions, reach for Wet Unicorn Spit!

Ethically extracted from free range unicorns, this miracle lubricant is sure to save the day. We all need a little help in the bedroom but when you’re riding a unicorn, anything is possible!

It’s silky smooth, sugar-free, colorless, non-staining, and latex friendly, and because it’s water-based, it washes away easily with warm water. It’s magically delicious! Wet Unicorn Spit tastes like your favorite doughnut without all of the fat and no sugar. Cause unicorns are looking out for you.

Water-Based
Donut Flavored
Sugar-Free
Paraben Free
Kosher!

To use: 

Apply Wet Unicorn Spit as desired to the area of the body you wish to enchant and moisturize. Reapply as you wish. Rinses away easily in a fresh mountain spring. Harmless if ingested. (Unicorns would be proud of you for swallowing.) Latex safe. (This product contains no sharp horns.)

No unicorns were harmed in the making of this product. Keep out of reach of children, fairies and goblins.

4.6 oz Bottle.

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